Dear KateKintail...
My dear Kate "Who Really Loves John Green Books" Kintail,
I know you are super excited about your shiny, brand new autographed (with green J Squiqqle) copy of TFIOS. I know you're in love with Hazel and Gus right now. I know you want to read more. But you must sleep. It is nearly 2am. Besides, if you rush through and finish it, it will be over and you will have to wait another few years until he writes another new book.
With love,
Kate "Who Has To Work in the Morning" Kintail
PS- Okay. Just one more chapter...
I know you are super excited about your shiny, brand new autographed (with green J Squiqqle) copy of TFIOS. I know you're in love with Hazel and Gus right now. I know you want to read more. But you must sleep. It is nearly 2am. Besides, if you rush through and finish it, it will be over and you will have to wait another few years until he writes another new book.
With love,
Kate "Who Has To Work in the Morning" Kintail
PS- Okay. Just one more chapter...